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BREAKING: Chrome Hacked by Evil Geniuses From Nation Known for Advanced Cybersecurity Measures (Hint: It’s Not Russia)

HackNews 1 Linda Williams September 1, 2024

A comic-style illustration of a hacker in a North Korean setting, surrounded by computer screens and wires, with a sly expression on their face as they manipulate code. In the background, a Chrome browser window is open, displaying an 'update available' notification.

It’s not all about crypto bros and their get-rich-quick schemes today folks… or is it? I mean, who needs a zero-day vulnerability in Chrome when you’ve got cryptocurrencies being hacked left and right? Microsoft has identified yet another group of hackers exploiting vulnerabilities to steal your precious Bitcoin. And guess what? It’s those lovely North Korean thieves again! They’re like the crypto equivalent of the Three Stooges – always getting caught, but still managing to make a mess.

Source: cointelegraph

Zero-day vulnerability in Chrome exploited by North Korean hackers
https://cointelegraph.com/news/chromium-zero-day-exploited-north-korean-hackers
Microsoft cybersecurity researchers identified a zero-day vulnerability in Chromium, the engine that powers the Chrome web browser and others, that had been exploited by the North Korean hacker group they call Citrine Sleet. The vulnerability was patched on Aug. 21, so it is important for users to update their browsers. Microsoft identified Citrine Sleet with “medium confidence.” The group is known to target the cryptocurrency sector and is the developer […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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