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BREAKING: California Court Deals Crushing Blow to Crypto Enthusiasts Everywhere – $1k Daily Withdrawal Limit Upheld, Dreams of Instant Riches Shattered Forever!

A  illustration of a shattered dream castle on a rocky coastline, surrounded by waves crashing against it. A lone bitcoin ATM stands at the edge of the cliff, its screen displaying a $1,000 limit sign as water pours in through broken windows.

Well it looks like those crypto kiosk operators are finally getting their comeuppance! A California court has upheld the $1,000 daily withdrawal limit for cryptocurrency ATMs in the state, because let’s be real, who needs more than a grand of worthless Bitcoin per day anyway? I mean seriously though, these restrictions are long overdue. Only criminals and degenerate gamblers use crypto ATM kiosks to pump their winnings into another get-rich-quick scheme.

Source: bitcoin.com

A California Superior Court has upheld the Digital Financial Assets Law, which includes a $1,000 daily withdrawal limit for cryptocurrency ATMs. The law also requires crypto ATM operators to obtain licenses and comply with fee limits and new disclosures. The California Department of Financial Protection and Innovation (DFPI) announced on Wednesday that the Superior Court for Los Angeles County has confirmed the consumer protections outlined in the Digital Financial Assets […]

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