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BREAKING: Bitcoin ETFs Soar to New Heights While Ethereum Investors Left Drowning in a Sea of Regret…Literally

A cartoon bitcoin bull charges forward on a mountain peak, surrounded by rising arrows and confetti, while an ethereal figure sinks beneath the waves below, with sinking anchors and seaweed entwined around it.

The latest crypto bro wet dream: US Bitcoin ETFs have seen a whopping $202M influx while Ethereum’s funds are bleeding out like the Titanic on its maiden voyage. Because, you know, nothing says ‘stable investment’ like numbers created from thin air and stored in some dude’s basement.

Source: bitcoin.com

U.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) saw inflows of $202.51 million on Monday, marking the eighth consecutive day of gains. In contrast, spot ethereum ETFs experienced a loss of $13.23 million during the same trading session. On Aug. 26, the 12 spot bitcoin ETFs together pulled in $202.51 million, according to sosovalue.xyz data. Blackrock’s IBIT led the pack, raking in $224.06 million. Franklin Templeton’s EZBC added $5.52 million, while Wisdomtree’s […]

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