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BREAKING: Billionaire Hedge Fund Manager Just Stole $10B in Crypto, Now Hiding It Under Mattress

A  illustration depicting a giant mattress with stacks of cash and Bitcoin coins spilling out from it, surrounded by chaotic financial symbols like stock charts and cryptocurrency logos. A massive bitcoin-shaped key is lodged into the mattress's zipper.

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Source: bitcoin.com

New data reveals that spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) have collectively surpassed the impressive milestone of holding over 1 million BTC. In just 293 days, the 12 U.S. spot bitcoin ETFs have accumulated more than 1 million BTC, totaling nearly $71 billion. Since Jan. 11, 2024, these funds have collectively added 1,007,705 BTC, valued at about $70.995 billion as of 12:45 p.m. ET on Oct. 31. Historically, Grayscale’s GBTC led […]

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