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BREAKING: Because You Clearly Need More Confusion in Your Life, Turkey Just Officially Embraces Crypto Chaos With New ‘Regulated’ Exchange!

A  illustration depicting chaos in financial markets with swirling Turkish Liras and Bitcoin symbols amidst a backdrop of distorted clocks and calendars. A Bybit Türkiye logo is prominently displayed at the center, surrounded by digital circuitry and wires.

Bybit Türkiye gets recognized by Turkish regulators – because that’s exactly what Turkey needs, more crypto nonsense to confuse its already befuddled citizens.

Source: bitcoin.com

Bybit Türkiye, the partner platform of global cryptocurrency exchange Bybit, has been officially listed as a crypto asset service provider by the Capital Markets Board (CMB) of Turkey. According to Bybit Türkiye’s announcement, the recognition marks a significant milestone for the exchange, allowing it to operate within the regulatory framework of the country’s crypto industry. Operating through its local entity, Narkasa Yazılım Ticaret Anonim Şirketi, Bybit Türkiye disclosed it has […]

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