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A cartoonish illustration depicting a crowded stock market floor with traders rushing around and looking at screens displaying Bitcoin (BTC) and Ether (ETH) prices. In the center, a giant options contract is being handed over to a trader as he looks up in excitement. The background features various logos of asset managers mentioned in the article, including Fidelity, 21Shares, Invesco, VanEck, Grayscale, Bitwise, BlackRock’s iShares, and Valkyrie.

The Never-Ending Saga of Crypto Options: Because Who Needs Actual Value Anyway?.

Source: cointelegraph

Cboe Exchange, a United States securities exchange, filed an amended application to regulators to list options on Bitcoin (BTC) and Ether (ETH) exchange-traded funds (ETFs), according to two Aug. 28 filings for Bitcoin and Ether options, respectively.  According to the documents, the exchange seeks to list options linked to ETH and BTC ETFs issued by asset managers, including Fidelity, 21Shares, Invesco, VanEck, Grayscale, Bitwise, BlackRock’s iShares, and Valkyrie.  The proposed […]

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