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BREAKING: Another Cryptocurrency Exchange That Will Probably Get Shut Down Achieves Milestone, Because Why Not?

News Kevin Nelson September 16, 2024

A of a cryptocurrency exchange (Tokocrypto) as a proud Indonesian dancer, dressed in traditional attire and holding the Physical Crypto Asset Trader license like a trophy, surrounded by confetti and balloons amidst a vibrant cityscape with Binance's logo subtly integrated into the architecture.

BREAKING: Another ‘major milestone’ achieved by a cryptocurrency exchange that’s still not worth anything! Because what the world really needed was another licensed platform for speculating on worthless numbers created from thin air. Tokocrypto, backed by Binance (because one Ponzi scheme needs to prop up another), has secured its PFAK license in Indonesia, joining an illustrious group of 35 prospective crypto exchanges that are all just waiting to get fleeced by unsuspecting investors. Whoop-de-doo! With this ‘landmark achievement’, Tokocrypto is now officially allowed to operate as a licensed crypto asset trader under Indonesia’s regulatory framework – which apparently includes the right to scam people with high transaction fees and energy usage. Stay tuned for more!.

Source: bitcoin.com

Binance-Backed Tokocrypto Achieves Major Milestone With Indonesian License
https://news.bitcoin.com/binance-backed-tokocrypto-achieves-major-milestone-with-indonesian-license
Crypto exchange Tokocrypto, a part of Binance Group, has achieved a major milestone by securing the Physical Crypto Asset Trader (PFAK) license from Indonesia’s Commodity Futures Trading Regulatory Agency (Bappebti), allowing it to operate as a licensed crypto asset trader. This move highlights Tokocrypto’s commitment to regulatory compliance and strengthens its position in Indonesia’s growing crypto market. Backed by Binance, the platform has seen significant growth, reaching 4.5 million users […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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