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BREAKING: Altcoins Make Gains Because You Clearly Forgot How Much Money You Lost Last Time This Happened!

A comic illustration depicting five altcoins (AVAX, SUI, TAO, AAVE) in various states of growth and struggle amidst Bitcoin's recovery.

It’s time again for some good old-fashioned crypto-bashing, folks! Bitcoin has somehow managed to ‘recover’ and now we’re all supposed to be excited about altcoins making gains too? Give me a break! It’s just the same tired cycle of hype followed by crash. And what do you know – Geoff Kendrick from Standard Chartered is still spouting off his ridiculous predictions, this time expecting Bitcoin to reach $200k by 2025 (yeah right). Meanwhile, I’m over here thinking that maybe it’ll be lucky if it doesn’t drop back down into the teens again.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) dipped below $63,000 on Sept. 22, indicating possible profit booking by short-term traders. Some analysts believe that Bitcoin could enter a minor consolidation before attacking the crucial overhead resistance at $65,000. While short-term uncertainties remain, analysts are bullish for the long term. Standard Chartered global head of digital assets research Geoff Kendrick expects Bitcoin to reach $200,000 by the end of 2025. Kendrick anticipates the positive inflows into […]

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