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Brazilian Supreme Court Unleashes Totalitarian Nightmare: Bans X, Demands Citizens Use Government-Approved Internet!

Crypto NewsNewsRegulation/Negotiation 1 Barry Thompson September 9, 2024

A illustration depicting Brazil as a giant cage with bars closing in on it from all sides. A massive hand holds up a 'X' logo, blocking access to the internet. In the background, flames and smoke rise from a burning globe representing freedom of speech. The atmosphere is dark and ominous.

The Brazilian government’s ban on X is just another example of how governments love to crack down on anyone who doesn’t want to play by their rules. And let me tell you, if there’s one thing that makes a country look like it’s stuck in the Stone Age, it’s banning social media platforms because they don’t have a local representative. I mean, come on Brazil! You’re not exactly known for your forward-thinking policies (looking at you, crypto regulation… or lack thereof). But seriously, what next? Are we going to see a ban on memes and cat videos too?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Brazilian Supreme Court Bans X, Imposes Fines for VPN Circumvention
https://news.bitcoin.com/brazilian-supreme-court-bans-x-imposes-fines-for-vpn-circumvention
The Brazilian Supreme Court ordered a nationwide ban on X after a prior order mandating the social platform to assign a local representative was ignored. Brazilians began to lose access to the site on Saturday, as the Supreme Court prohibited citizens from using virtual private network (VPN) software to circumvent the blockage, establishing fines of up to nearly $9,000 per day. X is facing increased opposition from local regulators in […]

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