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Brazil Poised to Launch World’s First Spot Solana ETF Into the Depths of Despair Where It Belongs

Crypto NewsRegulation/NegotiationRetail Investors 3 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration: A Brazilian flag-waving bull breaks free from a cage labeled with the words 'ETF' and 'Solana', charging towards an open gate marked 'Brazil'. In the background, other bulls are trapped behind locked gates. The sky is filled with rising arrows indicating growth while in the distance, a giant bear looms over the landscape of despair. A pennant-shaped ribbon flies above the bull's head bearing the number 200 and below it, another ribbon reads $145.

And here we go again with more crypto bro nonsense! A Brazilian ETF for a cryptocurrency that’s been trading at an “all time low” (read: still above the price floor) and has no inherent value. Because what Brazil really needs is another speculative investment vehicle to lose money on, right? Meanwhile, back in reality, Solana will continue to trade like any other overhyped garbage coin – a few brief moments of excitement followed by months of stagnation

Source: cointelegraph

Brazil poised to launch world’s first spot Solana ETF ahead of global markets
https://cointelegraph.com/news/brazil-first-spot-solana-etf-launch
The first Solana spot exchange-traded fund (ETF) could officially debut for trading on the Brazilian stock exchange, ahead of all the other global jurisdictions. The first spot Solana (SOL) ETF is currently awaiting approval by the Brazilian stock exchange, B3, after it was reportedly approved by Brazil’s Securities and Exchange Commission (CVM) on Aug. 7. According to Manthan Dave, the co-founder of Palisade, a Ripple-backed digital asset custody platform, the […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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