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Boomers Still Don’t Get It: Their Grandkids’ Crypto Investments Will Leave Them Eating Ramen Noodles Until They Die

Crypto NewsEthereumNFTs 6 Barry Thompson August 15, 2024

An illustration of a grandchild sitting at their desk eating ramen noodles while looking out the window with a sad expression on their face. In front of them is a computer screen displaying a graph showing Ether's stagnant price over time and in the background, there are images of Ethereum nodes working hard to process transactions as indicated by animated gears turning rapidly. The grandchild has an empty wallet next to them while outside the window, people can be seen walking with big smiles on their faces enjoying good times together.

Crypto-love is in the air and it’s not just about romance! It seems like everyone wants a piece of Ethereum these days. Boomer Saraga thinks that Ether fundamentals are at all-time highs (which sounds suspiciously like something your grandma might say) but, let’s be real here, price isn’t exactly following suit

Source: cointelegraph

Boomer says ETH fundamentals at all-time high, price is ‘lagging’
https://cointelegraph.com/news/ethereum-fundamentals-price-eth-cryptocurrency-onchain-data
Ether’s stagnant price may not be creating many new millionaires lately, but its onchain activity indicates the network is approaching peak performance, according to Khelp Financial founder and CEO Boomer Saraga. “From a fundamental standpoint, Ethereum is reaching all-time highs, and I expect the price to follow,” Saraga explained in an Aug. 14 interview with Schwab Network, seeming confident that Ether (ETH) will soon exceed its current all-time high of […]

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Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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