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BOMBSHELL: You Won’t Believe What Glassnode Just Found Lurking in Every Bitcoin Wallet – It Will Make Your Head Spin!

A  illustration of a stock market chart exploding with fireworks in shades of green and blue, symbolizing Bitcoin's surge to an all-time high. A giant coin is shown breaking free from the confines of traditional financial systems, while institutional investors are depicted as robots or machines pouring money into ETFs on screens behind them. The background features subtle hints at a presidential election backdrop, with flags and banners subtly integrated in the design.

Glassnode’s latest report is like a neon sign screaming ‘I’m about as credible as a crypto bro’s Instagram profile’… but we’ll humor them since they’re basically the only ones still doing real analysis in this wild west of cryptocurrency.

Source: bitcoin.com

Bitcoin has reached a new all-time high (ATH), driven by strong demand in spot markets and a wave of institutional investments, as detailed in a report from Glassnode researchers Cryptovizart and Ukuria OC. This ongoing bitcoin (BTC) rally highlights a clear favoring of spot purchases over perpetual futures, according to Glassnode‘s recent Week Onchain report. Researchers observed a noticeable boost in spot buying, especially on major platforms like Coinbase, where […]

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