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BOMBSHELL! Financial Guru Who’s Been Screaming About Debt for Years Suddenly Becomes Crypto Evangelist, Warns You’ll Regret It

BitcoinCrypto NewsFeatured Sam Rogers October 4, 2024

An illustration depicts Suze Orman standing on a cliff overlooking two paths: one leading up to a mountain peak with a bitcoin symbol at its summit, representing potential gains; another path descending into darkness, signifying risk of loss. In the background, younger generations (millennials and Gen Z) are shown enthusiastically holding smartphones displaying cryptocurrency charts.

Just when you thought Suze Orman was a financial advisor who actually knew what they were talking about…she goes out there and recommends Bitcoin to her poor, unsuspecting followers. I mean, come on! This is the same woman who’s been warning people against getting into debt for years, only now she wants them to invest 5% of their portfolio in an asset that has no inherent value (it’s just numbers on a computer, folks!). And what does she think will happen if they do? They’ll either lose it all or make out like bandits when the inevitable bubble bursts. Classic Suze: always late to the party and never misses an opportunity to sell her latest get-rich-quick scheme.

Source: bitcoin.com

Suze Orman Recommends BTC: 'Everybody Should Absolutely Have Exposure to Bitcoin'
https://news.bitcoin.com/suze-orman-recommends-btc-everybody-should-absolutely-have-exposure-to-bitcoin
Suze Orman, a well-known financial advisor, advocates for bitcoin exposure, despite contrasting views from other prominent investors like Dave Ramsey and Warren Buffett. She underscores the potential gains for those who can manage its volatility. “Everybody should absolutely have exposure to bitcoin,” she said. Financial advisor Suze Orman has explained that she believes everyone should have exposure to bitcoin, despite the skepticism of other well-known investors. While figures like Dave […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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