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BOMBSHELL EXCLUSIVE! Germany Unleashes Crypto Apocalypse: 47 Scammy Exchanges SHUT DOWN in Sweeping Crackdown!

A  illustration depicting a massive hammer smashing down on a pile of cryptic symbols representing the shut-down exchanges. In the background, a darknet landscape is being torn apart by lightning bolts, symbolizing the crackdown on cybercrime networks.

Because you can’t trust a crypto exchange to do the right thing voluntarily, German authorities had to shut down 47 of them for facilitating anonymous transactions that were basically just money laundering on steroids.

Source: bitcoin.com

German authorities have dismantled 47 exchange services involved in facilitating anonymous crypto transactions for criminal activities. These platforms bypassed anti-money laundering protocols, enabling cybercriminals to exchange digital currencies without identity verification. The takedown follows a series of other operations targeting major cybercrime networks. With seized user and transaction data, authorities are set to pursue further investigations. The Frankfurt am Main Public Prosecutor’s Office and the Federal Criminal Police Office (BKA) […]

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