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BOMBSHELL: Crypto Market Plummets as Shocking Truth Revealed – It’s Not About You!

A  illustration of an empty wallet with coins spilling out onto the floor amidst scattered papers with financial charts in the background, conveying market volatility and uncertainty.

Crypto Bro Alert! The market is down today because you know what? It’s not about your precious crypto; it’s actually about boring old economics 101. A disappointing CPI report, a stronger US dollar, and some actual numbers that don’t involve FUD or BS (that’s ‘Fake Utility Dollars’ for non-initiates) all combined to tank the market. But hey, who needs facts when you can just believe in your favorite crypto bro? .

Source: cointelegraph

The total cryptocurrency market capitalization (TOTAL) dipped on Oct. 10 as a disappointing Consumer Price Index (CPI) report,  strengthening US dollar, and declining spot trading volumes soured investor sentiment. Over the last 24 hours, the total crypto market capitalization dropped by over 2.4% to about $2.02 trillion. 24-hour performance of large-cap cryptocurrencies. Source: Coin360 Let’s look at the factors driving the crypto market down today. According to data from the […]

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