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BNB Price Skyrockets Because Clearly the Only Thing That Matters Is Binance’s Unwavering Commitment to Being Sued by Investors

BitcoinCrypto NewsEthereum 1 Sam Rogers August 22, 2024

An illustration of an eagle soaring upwards through clouds while its wings are engulfed by flames and smoke; at the base is a large anchor symbolizing stability. The background features two converging trendlines forming a triangle with BNB's price chart inside, indicating upward momentum but also potential for reversal due to bearish technical indicators. A few scattered short liquidation symbols float away from the eagle as it rises above them. In the distance, three figures are shown walking towards each other in unison while holding briefcases and wearing business attire;

The reason we’re talking about Binance’s compliance team is because they’ve been sued by three crypto investors who claim their assets were stolen due to lack of AML practices. You’d think that would be a major red flag for people investing in this stuff, but nope! The price just keeps going up like it’s 2017 again.

Source: cointelegraph

Why is the BNB price up today?
https://cointelegraph.com/news/why-is-bnb-price-up-today
BNB (BNB), the native token of BNB Chain, is extending its impressive recovery streak for the third consecutive week. With nearly 10% weekly gains so far—bolstered by a 5.65% surge in the past 24 hours—BNB has soared to approximately $585 on Aug. 22. Key factors fueling BNB's price surge today and over the past few weeks include Binance’s strategic expansion of its compliance team, growing anticipation of potential interest rate […]

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