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Blockchain Billionaires Unite: Get Ready for the Most Explosive Ecosystem Expansion Since That One Time We Thought Dogecoin Was Going to Save Us All

AltcoinsCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 1 Doug Martinez August 19, 2024

An illustration of a rocket blasting off into space amidst exploding fireworks, surrounded by stylized depictions of blockchain nodes and digital currency symbols; in the background, a cityscape is visible with buildings shaped like Ton blocks and Catizen logos integrated into their architecture

You’ve got to love it when crypto bros try to sound legit by using buzzwords like “Web3” and “GameFi”. HashKey Group, a digital asset financial services provider in Asia (read: some dudes with laptops) has partnered up with Catizen, the Telegram Mini App that’s probably just a bunch of numbers on a computer created from nothing. They’re going to provide regulatory compliant and reliable digital asset services… yadda yadda yadda.

Source: cointelegraph

HashKey and Catizen join forces in TON ecosystem expansion
https://cointelegraph.com/news/hashkey-group-partners-catizen-telegram-mini-app-web3-gamefi-ton
HashKey Group, a digital asset financial services provider in Asia, has announced its partnership with Telegram Mini App, Catizen, becoming the group’s first Web3 partner. A press release shared with Cointelegraph states that the licensed HashKey Global exchange will provide Catizen users with regulatory “compliant and reliable digital asset services.” The collaboration, which “will focus on the Ton ecology,” marks a milestone for both entities as they work cooperatively to […]

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