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Blackrock Makes Groundbreaking Strides in Accumulating Virtual Dust Bins Outpacing Slightly-Not-as-Dreary Grayscale Holdings

AltcoinsDeFiEthereum 1 Doug Martinez August 19, 2024

An illustration of two skyscrapers representing Blackrock and Grayscale standing side by side with increasing height gauges behind them; one gauge is slightly ahead but rapidly closing as coins (representing digital assets) flow into the other building's collection bucket at a faster rate than its competitor, while in the background, smaller buildings symbolizing rival companies are shown receding

The never-ending saga of who can hold more worthless numbers on a computer: Grayscale or Blackrock? It’s like watching two geriatric accountants compete to see who can balance their checkbooks the fastest. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here wondering why anyone would even bother.

Source: bitcoin.com

Blackrock Edges Closer to Surpassing Grayscale in Onchain Crypto Assets
https://news.bitcoin.com/blackrock-edges-closer-to-surpassing-grayscale-in-onchain-crypto-assets
According to data gathered by Arkham Intelligence, Blackrock’s onchain assets are inching closer to outpacing Grayscale’s crypto holdings. As of Friday, Grayscale’s onchain value stood at approximately $21.33 billion, while Blackrock’s portfolio was around $21.02 billion. Blackrock’s collection of onchain digital assets is nearing a point where it might soon surpass Grayscale’s total, thanks to significant growth this year. Currently, Grayscale’s holdings still outshine Blackrock’s, standing at $21.33 billion, with […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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