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Blackrock Just Went All-in on Bitcoin Mania: $89k Price Tag Sets Off Unhinged Trading Spree

A  illustration depicting a chaotic stock market scene with frantic traders, overwhelmed computers, and screens displaying skyrocketing Bitcoin prices ($89k). A giant Blackrock logo looms large amidst the chaos, surrounded by swirling vortex of money and financial data.

It looks like Blackrock’s got its eyes on the Bitcoin pot, folks! Their spot bitcoin exchange-traded fund (ETF) just set a new daily trading volume record after that one ‘magic’ number hit $89k for the first time – you know what they call those prices? Sky-high. Anyway, with all this FOMO going around and people throwing money at anything crypto-related like it’s hot, even Blackrock is jumping on the bandwagon.

Source: bitcoin.com

Blackrock’s spot bitcoin exchange-traded fund (ETF) set a new daily trading volume record after bitcoin hit $89,000 for the first time. With bitcoin hitting new all time highs on a daily basis, bitcoin ETFs have experienced the same boom with lots of new capital pouring in. The biggest beneficiary so far has been Blackrock’s IBIT which saw a record breaking $4.5 billion in daily trading volume on November 11. This […]

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