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Bitwise Buys Firm Called “ETC” Because Clearly They Want to Confiscate All Your Euros Now

Crypto NewsFeaturedRegulation/Negotiation 1 Linda Williams August 20, 2024

An illustration of a large, imposing European castle with high walls and towers. The gates are open wide to reveal Bitwise's logo prominently displayed above the entrance. In front of the gate stands Hunter Horsley holding an ETC Group briefcase while walking towards the camera amidst nine smaller flags representing each crypto asset under management waving in the wind behind him, as a flock of birds fly away from the castle into the distance with coins and euros falling out of their beaks.

So Bitwise is expanding into Europe, because clearly their business model hinges on them being able to scam gullible Europeans out of billions just like they’re doing with Americans. And what better way to do that than by buying up a firm called ETC Group? Sounds legit.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitwise enters European market with acquisition of ETC Group
https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitwise-enters-european-market-acquisition-etc-group
San Francisco-based asset manager Bitwise has entered the European markets with the acquisition of crypto investment firm ETC Group. The financial details of the deal were not disclosed by the companies. According to an Aug. 19 announcement, the London-based firm ETC Group has over $1 billion in assets under management (AUM) with a portfolio of products that includes a physical range of crypto exchange-traded products (ETPs), including Bitcoin ETP (BTCE), […]

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