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Bitfarmers Suck So Hard They Need to Buy Out Their Own Failure for a Quarter Billion Bucks

BitcoinCrypto NewsHack 3 Linda Williams August 22, 2024

An illustration of an exhausted miner digging through sand with his pickaxe breaking into two pieces as he hits something hard in the ground below him; nearby is a large pile of broken tools. In front of them stands another figure holding a briefcase full of money and wearing a suit, smiling triumphantly while looking down at the struggling miner. The background shows an old-fashioned factory with smoke billowing out from it. A faint image of a bitcoin symbol can be seen in the distance on top of one of the buildings.

Well isn’t this just peachy? Another Bitcoin mining company is going bankrupt because it can’t keep up with its debt payments! Bitfarms has decided to “acquire” Stronghold Digital Mining in what I’m sure will be another spectacularly bad investment. And of course, they’re paying a whopping 71% premium for the privilege – just think about all those sweet profits this is going to make.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitfarms acquires Stronghold Digital Mining in $125M deal
https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitfarms-acquisition-of-stronghold-digital-mining
Bitcoin mining company Bitfarms has announced its acquisition of Stronghold Digital Mining for about $125 million, which also takes into account assumed debt of about $50 million. The transaction may add up to 307 megawatts of power capacity and is expected to put Bitfarms on track to increase its energy portfolio to over 950 MW by the end of 2025.  “After three years of ongoing discussions, I am proud to […]

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Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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