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Bitcoin’s Year-End Surprise Party Will Be a Crash Course in Reality

Crypto NewsHackNFTs 2 Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a party scene with balloons popping one by one as guests leave; some people holding briefcases or bags running away from falling confetti while others look worried amidst descending prices on screens and stock charts displayed around the room. A large cake in the center is shown crumbling apart, revealing an empty space where candles once stood. The atmosphere is chaotic, with a few remaining partygoers looking dejected as they gaze at their phones or watch TV displaying news headlines about market crashes.

You know what’s coming next – another bunch of brainless investors throwing their money at yet another speculative opportunity because they think it’ll make them rich quick. We’ve seen this movie before with Bitcoin ETFs and futures contracts; the result is always predictable: a price bubble that inevitably bursts under its own weight, leaving behind a trail of disappointed suckers who thought they could beat the market

Source: bitcoin.com

Year-End Launch of Bitcoin ETF Options Could Lead to Price Drops
https://news.bitcoin.com/year-end-launch-of-bitcoin-etf-options-could-lead-to-price-drops
Analysts and market observers anticipate that options trading for U.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) could kick off before year-end. While there’s considerable buzz around these new investment avenues, the introduction of options trading might bring strategies that could temper bitcoin’s market price. Following the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission’s (SEC) approval of spot bitcoin ETFs and spot ether ETFs, attention has shifted to the potential for the SEC to […]

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Barry Thompson

Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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