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Bitcoin’s Range-Bound Price Action Is Clearly the Result of an All-Powerful Alt-Emperor Ruling Over a Kingdom of Uncoordinated Cryptocurrencies

An illustration of an altcoin king sitting on top of Bitcoin's castle with its crown slipping off as various other cryptocurrencies are shown trying to break free from their chains and rise up against him. In the background a range-bound price action is depicted, represented by two parallel lines that stretch across the horizon. The scene is set in a fantasy world where coins have taken human form. A large fund manager with Goldman Sachs' logo on his hat stands at the foot of the castle holding an ETF bag and smiling as he looks up towards the altcoin king's throne.

The cryptocurrency market is still in shambles after its recent collapse. Bitcoin (BTC) has been stuck in a range-bound price action for weeks, and altcoins like BNB (BNB), Toncoin (TON), Aave (AAVE), and Helium (HNT) are struggling to break out of their respective downtrends.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin (BTC) continued its sideways price action as buyers successfully defended the $55,724 support this week. Large fund managers have used the period of consolidation to add spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) to their portfolios. According to an analysis by CoinShares Research, Goldman Sachs bought $419 million, Capula Management acquired $470 million, and Avenir Tech purchased $388 million worth of Bitcoin ETFs since March. A report published by cryptocurrency exchange […]

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