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BITCOIN’S MAGIC IS REAL! Experts Predict MASSIVE GAINS as It Finally Falls in Line With the Seasons (But Don’t Ask Us What That Even Means)

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Source: bitcoin.com

Bitcoin is entering a period of traditionally positive performance, according to the latest analysis from Cryptoquant and its researchers. However, for bitcoin to reach new highs, increasing demand will be crucial as current levels remain stagnant. Cryptoquant‘s latest report highlights bitcoin’s strong historical performance during the fourth quarter, particularly in years following a halving. In 2012, 2016, and 2020, bitcoin saw gains of 9%, 59%, and 171%, respectively, in Q4. […]

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