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Bitcoin’s Last Hope: A Desperate Plea for More Free Money From Grandmas So the Bitcoin Policy Institute Can Keep Its Overpaid Consultants in Fancy Suits

Crypto NewsHackNews 1 Sam Rogers August 16, 2024

An illustration of a grandma holding an umbrella with Bitcoin logos and dollar signs falling from it as she stands on top of a mountain range labeled "Decentralization" while below her is a cityscape representing regulatory overreach, where people are running away from rain. In the background there's a group of suits in fancy clothes looking worried at their watches. The grandma has a determined look and one hand extended towards the sky as if calling for more free money to come down.

In a move as predictable as it is pathetic, the Bitcoin Policy Institute has launched yet another futile attempt to prop up its beloved cryptocurrency with taxpayer dollars and corporate handouts. The Peer-to-Peer Rights Fund, because what we really need are more special interest groups shoveling money into this bottomless pit of hype

Source: bitcoin.com

The Bitcoin Policy Institute Launches the Peer-to-Peer Rights Fund to Help Defend Samourai Wallet Founders
https://news.bitcoin.com/the-bitcoin-policy-institute-launches-the-peer-to-peer-rights-fund-to-help-defend-samourai-wallet-founders
The Bitcoin Policy Institute, a non-profit organization supporting bitcoin initiatives, has launched the Peer-to-Peer Rights Fund, a project seeking to protect bitcoin’s decentralized nature from regulatory overreach. The fund’s first objective is to aid in the defense of the founders of Samourai Wallet given the relevance of the case for the industry. More initiatives are surging to defend the bitcoin blockchain from government action. The Bitcoin Policy Institute, a bitcoin […]

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