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Bitcoin’s Hot Streak Continues to Melt Down Your Entire Life Savings

BitcoinCrypto NewsInstitutional Investors 2 Sam Rogers August 22, 2024

An illustration of a person holding onto their wallet with coins spilling out as they stare at a computer screen displaying rapidly increasing numbers amidst flames engulfing a cityscape in the background. The person's face is contorted in despair and shock while the surrounding environment reflects chaos and destruction. A faint image of a bitcoin logo can be seen among the burning debris, symbolizing the devastating impact on one's life savings due to Bitcoin's hot streak continuing to melt down their finances.

The never-ending circus that is crypto continues! We’ve got ETFs inflating like balloons at a children’s birthday party – or should I say, deflating? Who needs actual value when the air just gets pumped into these things and people still throw money at them? $88M in one day for Bitcoin ETFs. Meanwhile, Ether drops $6.49M because… well, who cares about that poor guy.

Source: bitcoin.com

Inflows and Outflows: Bitcoin ETFs Gain $88M, Ether Drops $6.49M
https://news.bitcoin.com/inflows-and-outflows-bitcoin-etfs-gain-88m-ether-drops-6-49m
On Tuesday, U.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) saw inflows of $88.06 million, while ether ETFs experienced outflows totaling $6.49 million. Blackrock’s IBIT and ETHA led the charge, capturing the largest inflows of the day. Data from sosovalue.xyz reveals that spot bitcoin ETFs hauled in $88.06 million on Tuesday, with Blackrock’s IBIT emerging as the top performer, securing $55.43 million. Following closely, Ark Invest’s and 21shares’ ARKB fund added $51.91 […]

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Sam’s plunge into the crypto world turned into a brutal farce when he fell for an absurdly obvious scam promising to double his investment. After being fleeced by a slick email con, Sam is left fuming and broke. His writing drips with anger and dark humor as he exposes the outrageous scams and ludicrous promises of the crypto world. His motto: “I didn’t just fall for a scam—I was sucker-punched by an entire industry. If you think crypto is a goldmine, just wait until you see how deep it can dig your grave.”

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