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Bitcoin’s Doomsday Ticket: Get Ready to Buy Insurance Against Your Crypto Meltdown – By Spring 2025!

A  illustration of a clock ticking away towards spring 2025, surrounded by chaotic cryptocurrency market graphics and fragmented screens displaying stock prices in free fall, while a worried-looking financial advisor stands at the center, holding an 'insurance policy' contract. A subtle image of Bitcoin's price graph is visible on the screen behind them.

Crypto bros are having a party and you’re invited! The SEC just gave Nasdaq the green light to list options on BlackRock’s Bitcoin ETF (think of it as buying insurance against your crypto investments going up in smoke). Meanwhile, Bloomberg is saying that we’ll see these fancy-schmancy financial instruments by Q1 2025. Because what every cryptocurrency needs is more ways for us ‘normal’ people to get scammed.

Source: cointelegraph

Options on Bitcoin (BTC) exchange-traded funds (ETFs) are likely to launch in the United States by the first quarter of 2025, according to James Seyffart, a Bloomberg Intelligence analyst. “I think before the end of the year is possible for options, but more likely in Q1 2025,” Seyffart said during an Oct. 9 panel discussion at the Permissionless conference. In September, the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) authorized Nasdaq […]

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