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BITCOIN’S DEATH WISH: Shocking Betrayal Leaves Traders Questioning Their Existence After $116.9 Million Bloodbath

A chaotic illustration of a stock exchange floor with traders frantically selling and buying Bitcoin and Ethereum stocks amidst massive screens displaying plummeting prices and dwindling funds. A giant bitcoin chart in the background shows an all-time high, while ether's graph remains flat. The atmosphere is tense, filled with scattered papers, broken computers, and worried faces.

In a shocking turn of events that left even seasoned traders questioning their life choices, Bitcoin ETFs took an unceremonious dump on Tuesday – losing a whoppin’ $116.9 million in the process! Meanwhile, Ether funds just shrugged and said ‘meh’, remaining stubbornly neutral as if to say .

Source: bitcoin.com

Recent figures reveal that the 12 spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) faced outflows totaling $116.9 million, making it a challenging session. Meanwhile, the nine ether ETFs remained in a steady state, showing neither gains nor losses during Tuesday’s trading. While bitcoin hit a new all-time high on Nov. 5, earlier in the day, before 2024 U.S. election polling data began to emerge, spot BTC ETFs took a downturn. Investors withdrew […]

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