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Bitcoin Suddenly Spontaneously Combusts Into Nothingness After Reaching Bizarre New High

A  illustration of a rocket ship blasting off into space with flames engulfing it, surrounded by chaotic financial charts and screens displaying stock prices plummeting to zero, while a giant bitcoin logo burns out in the background.

The $20 billion milestone for spot BTC ETFs is like finding a unicorn’s fart – impressive but utterly useless if you ask me.

Source: cointelegraph

The Bitcoin price has yet to cross the $70,000 mark despite last week’s record milestone for spot Bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs). On Oct. 17, the US-based spot Bitcoin (BTC) ETFs crossed $20 billion in total net flows, just 10 months after their debut. This same milestone took gold ETFs nearly five years to achieve. BTC rose to an almost three-month high of $69,487 on Oct. 21, before pulling back to […]

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