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Bitcoin Suddenly Becomes Most Responsible Investment You Can Make, Experts Say Don’t Panic

A stylized illustration depicting a massive Bitcoin globe with golden accents amidst flames that symbolize growth, standing proudly next to an oil derrick representing Saudi Aramco in the background while giant tech logos like Google's parent company Alphabet float above it.

I’m not sure what’s more astonishing – Bitcoin reaching $1.8 trillion or that someone thought it was a good idea to invest in something called ‘digital gold’.

Source: cointelegraph

With Bitcoin’s market price trading steady at over $90,000, its market capitalization exceeded that of the world’s largest oil producer, Saudi Aramco, and has come closer to the tech goliaths. On Nov. 14, Bitcoin (BTC) recorded a market cap of $1.805 trillion for the first time in history, making it the seventh biggest asset in the world, according to data from CoinMarketCap and CompaniesMarketCap. List of top assets by market […]

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