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Bitcoin Spot ETFs Prove to Be Only Slightly Less Volatile Than a Hot Mess of Spilled Cheetos on Black Friday

BitcoinCrypto NewsRegulation/Negotiation 1 Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

An illustration: A chaotic scene with a giant Cheeto bag spilling out bright orange cheese dust everywhere, amidst swirling storm clouds and lightning bolts; at center stage stands an enormous Bitcoin logo made of scattered coins surrounded by tiny spot exchange-traded funds (ETF) symbols dancing around it in frantic motion. In the background, Grayscale's GBTC symbol is seen being swept away like a leaf on a gusty wind as NYSE Arca electronic exchange and SEC regulations are depicted as giant anchors trying to hold back the tide of chaos;

The eternal dance between investors and their crypto toys continues, with a net inflow of $11M into Bitcoin spot ETFs on Aug 15th. Meanwhile, GBTC loses another $25 million because who needs stability in the wild west of finance? The New York Stock Exchange withdrew its rule change proposal for trading GBTC, probably to prevent any more investors from getting burned by this crypto dumpster fire.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin Spot ETFs net $11M inflow, despite GBTC loss
https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitcoin-spot-etf-inflows-aug-2024
On Aug. 15, Bitcoin spot exchange-traded funds (ETFs) recorded a net inflow of $11.11 million, indicating continued investor interest despite outflows from Grayscale Bitcoin Trust (GBTC). According to Sosovalue data, while the overall spot Bitcoin ETF market experienced positive inflows, GBTC witnessed a significant $25.03 million outflows during the same period. This downturn for GBTC aligns with the New York Stock Exchange’s (NYSE) Arca electronic exchange, which withdrew a rule […]

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Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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