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Bitcoin Price Set to BLAST OFF TO EARTH-STOPPING $100k IN NOVEMBER – Your Wallet Will THANK US

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Election Day is just another day for crypto bros to get their hopes up and promptly get disappointed – again.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin’s much-awaited $100,000 all-time high could come during November, analysts predict based on historical chart patterns and growing investor demand since the elections.  Bitcoin (BTC) surpassed the $90,000 record high on Nov. 13, just over a week after Donald Trump won the 2024 United States presidential election. Bitcoin’s over 100% year-to-date rally has outshined most traditional financial assets, according to Ryan Lee, chief analyst at Bitget Research. November is historically […]

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