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BITCOIN PLUMMETS INTO THE ABYSS OF REGULATORY APOCALYPSE: Your Crypto Dreams Are About to Get Slaughtered by the Man in the Tan Suit

A  illustration depicting Donald Trump wearing a suit and holding a megaphone in front of an American flag background with dollar signs falling from his mouth as altcoins plummet down the screen below him, surrounded by chaotic market charts.

Just another day in crypto land where people are getting fleeced by ‘investors’ who think they’re Warren Buffett but really just Donald Trump on a good hair day.

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin has retraced below the $60,000 price level for the first time since Sept. 18 and market participants are speculating whether there will be further downside. “First BTC target at $59K reached, $57K next? Whether we get a bounce before that is unclear,” crypto trader Justin Bennett stated in an Oct. 10 X post. Bitcoin is trading at $59,152, down 2.34% over the past 24 hours. Source: TradingView The asset’s […]

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