Bitcoin Mania Ignites as Experts Warn You Will Probably Still Lose All Your Money

Bitcoin Crypto News Regulation/Negotiation 5 Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

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You know what’s hilarious? People still trying to make money off this joke called cryptocurrency after all these years! Jamie Coutts thinks he’s some kind of genius with his “bullish Bitcoin signal” that apparently hasn’t worked for nearly two whole years. Maybe it’s because there is no underlying value, just a bunch of numbers floating around on the internet? I mean come on, we’ve seen this movie before – every time crypto bros start getting excited about some new indicator or trend, they get burned again and again

Source: cointelegraph

Key Bitcoin bull signal flashes for first time in nearly 2 years, hinting at 2x price surge

https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitcoin-bull-signal-price-breakout-2024

A key Bitcoin bull signal flashed for the first time in nearly a year, signaling a potential price breakout. The global liquidity model’s bullish Bitcoin (BTC) signal was shared by Jamie Coutts, a chief crypto analyst at Real Vision. Coutts expects Bitcoin to go “much higher,” based on this signal, he wrote in an Aug. 15 X post: Bitcoin trend and global liquidity regime. Source: Jamie Coutts This same bullish […]

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Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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