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Bitcoin Is Officially Over: Mainstreamers Are Just Desperate Sheep Jumping Off a Bandwagon!

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The big boys have finally caught on: Bitcoin has become a thing in finance. The $42 billion bet by MicroStrategy CEO Micheal Saylor is just one example of how serious players are getting into the crypto game. But let’s get real, folks – this isn’t about ‘mainstreaming’ yet; it’s more like mainstreaming for sheep who want to jump on the bandwagon before it’s too late.

Source: cointelegraph

In a few years, finance wonks and crypto advocates will look back to 2024 and agree that it was the year Bitcoin went mainstream and saw mass adoption within traditional finance. The incredibly successful launch of the spot Bitcoin ETFs, MicroStrategy CEO Micheal Saylor’s plan to buy $42 billion in Bitcoin and Bitcoin rallying to a new all-time high are just a few of the major milestones of the year.  […]

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