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Bitcoin Is About to Make You Believe Anything, but Will That Be Enough to Save Your Portfolio?

A  illustration depicting a snowball rolling down a hill with flames engulfing it in orange hues at the top, symbolizing speculation and hype around Bitcoin's potential price surge.

Crypto Bro-osophy: When will we learn that Bitcoin is just a giant game of ‘Who can make up the most convincing narrative about itself’? It seems like every time there’s a potential bull run, some genius (or delusional) crypto bro comes out and says it’ll be all about Ethereum or memecoins this time. Meanwhile, Mati Greenspan from Quantum Economics is over here saying Bitcoin will somehow magically hit $100k by 2024 because… reasons? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion – you know it’s gonna end badly.

Source: cointelegraph

As crypto traders debate what speculative narrative will drive the next bull run, one analyst argues the answer might be more obvious and lie in the largest market cap cryptocurrency itself. “The general feeling is that this coming bull run will be all about Bitcoin and its layer 2s,” Quantum Economics founder and crypto analyst Mati Greenspan told Cointelegraph. “The Bitcoin first narrative has been building like a snowball ever […]

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