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Bitcoin Investors Realize They’ve Been Trapped in a Never-Ending Cycle of Financial Desperation

Crypto NewsHackNFTs 1 Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

An illustration of an endless cycle with arrows pointing both clockwise and counterclockwise around it; at its center lies a trapped figure surrounded by broken chains while holding onto coins that resemble bitcoin symbols; the background is filled with swirling financial charts. In one corner stands a rising stock market graph next to falling graphs in another, indicating contrasting trends between assets like Bitcoin and Ethereum. The overall atmosphere conveys desperation amidst fluctuating markets.

Oh joy, another day, another influx of gullible idiots throwing their money at US spot bitcoin ETFs like they’re going out of style! Meanwhile, ether ETFs see $24M worth of outflows because who needs that many useless tokens floating around? I mean seriously, what’s the point of these things other than to line the pockets of scammers and crooks

Source: bitcoin.com

US Spot Bitcoin ETFs Record $45M Inflows as Ether ETFs See $24M Outflows
https://news.bitcoin.com/us-spot-bitcoin-etfs-record-45m-inflows-as-ether-etfs-see-24m-outflows
U.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) reported inflows on Wednesday, while spot ether ETFs experienced net outflows. Data reveals that 12 spot bitcoin ETFs collectively gained $45.14 million, whereas $23.68 million exited ethereum ETFs. On Wednesday, sosovalue.xyz stats show the 12 U.S. spot bitcoin ETFs saw positive gains, with Blackrock’s IBIT ETF leading by securing $52.52 million in inflows. Among the four funds that registered net gains, Wisdom Tree’s BTCW […]

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Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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