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Bitcoin Investors: Because Who Needs Savings Accounts When You Can Watch Your Money Get Eaten by a Magic Computer Program?

BitcoinCrypto NewsInstitutional Investors Kevin Nelson September 16, 2024

A computer program is depicted as an insatiable monster devouring a mountain range made up of coins and dollar signs, with bitcoin and ethereum symbols scattered throughout the landscape.

The never-ending saga of cryptocurrency investors throwing their money at a product with no inherent value continues to captivate us all. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion – you can’t look away, even though it’s painful. And the latest news is that spot Bitcoin ETFs have managed to break an eight-day outflow streak by sucking up $28.72 million in fresh investments. Because what could possibly go wrong with throwing more money at something created from thin air? Meanwhile, Ether ETFs are still hemorrhaging cash, losing a whopping $5.2 million on Monday alone. I mean, who needs financial stability when you can have the thrill of investing in something that’s essentially just numbers on a computer?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Spot Bitcoin ETFs Snap Outflow Trend With $28.72M Inflows; Ether ETFs Falter
https://news.bitcoin.com/spot-bitcoin-etfs-snap-outflow-trend-with-28-72m-inflows-ether-etfs-falter
According to the latest data, spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) broke an eight-day outflow streak on Monday, scooping up $28.72 million in fresh investments. Meanwhile, things didn’t look as bright for the nine spot ether ETFs, which saw outflows of $5.2 million during the trading session. Fidelity’s FBTC led the charge for bitcoin ETFs, bringing in a whopping $28.6 million in inflows. Bitwise’s BITB followed with $21.99 million, while Arkinvest’s […]

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Kevin Nelson

Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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