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Bitcoin Etfs: The Sec-Approved Recipe For Financial Ruin That Your Advisor Is Too Afraid To Tell You About

AltcoinsDeFiFeatured 1 Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a financial advisor standing in front of a large, ominous-looking door labeled "Crypto Assets" while holding onto a rope tied around their waist; they look worried as if being pulled towards the door by an unseen force with other advisors visible through the doorway looking equally concerned and some falling off into darkness. In the background is a cityscape at sunset with buildings crumbling in ruin amidst clouds of smoke, flames, or debris. The advisor's hands are grasping for something to hold onto but their grip keeps slipping as they're being pulled towards the door;

Oh boy, it looks like someone finally gets it! John Reed Stark knows a thing or two about the SEC (he used to run their internet enforcement office) so when he says that cryptocurrency is a “mammoth risk” for investors and advisors alike, I think we can take his word for it. Let’s be real folks, crypto has no inherent value other than what people are willing to pay for it – which means its price will always be volatile and subject to wild fluctuations based on nothing more than hype or speculation

Source: bitcoin.com

Former SEC Official Urges 15,000 Morgan Stanley Advisors to 'Say No' to Bitcoin ETFs, Citing 'Mammoth Risk'
https://news.bitcoin.com/former-sec-official-urges-15000-morgan-stanley-advisors-to-say-no-to-bitcoin-etfs-citing-mammoth-risk
The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission’s former head of internet enforcement, John Reed Stark, has raised concerns about Morgan Stanley’s 15,000 financial advisors promoting cryptocurrency investments, citing risks to retail investors and potential career consequences for advisors. He warned that the advisors could risk their Certified Financial Planner credentials if they fail to adhere to regulatory standards. Former U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) official John Reed Stark expressed his […]

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Barry Thompson

Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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