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BITCOIN ETFS SOAR TO NEW HEIGHTS OF GLORY WHILE ETH ETFs SINK DEEP INTO THE ABYSS OF DESPAIR… IS THIS PROOF THAT CRYPTO IS a MASSIVE PONZI SCHEME?!?

A comic-style illustration depicting a rocket ship blasting off into space with Bitcoin-themed flames and sparks, while an adjacent crater is shown engulfed in dark smoke and debris, representing Ethereum's decline.

The thrill-ride that is crypto continues unabated! We have Bitcoin ETFs raking it in with a whopping $12.9 million in gains while their Ethereum counterparts are left crying themselves to sleep, shedding a paltry $9.51 million. It’s almost as if the market has finally figured out what we’ve been saying all along: that crypto is just one big Ponzi scheme where only suckers and scammers play.

Source: bitcoin.com

According to the latest crypto exchange-traded fund (ETF) data, spot bitcoin ETFs snagged $12.9 million in gains on Monday, while spot ethereum ETFs faced a $9.51 million loss. Leading the charge among the 12 bitcoin funds was Blackrock‘s IBIT, which pulled in $15.82 million in inflows. This bump brings IBIT’s total net inflows since Jan. 11, 2024, to a hefty $20.92 billion. Close behind, Fidelity’s FBTC gathered $5.06 million, and […]

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