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Bitcoin Core Dev Unleashes Catastrophic Plan to Merge All Crypto Chains in One Glorious, Security-Rejecting Mess

A chaotic mess of interconnected chains with broken bridges in the background, surrounded by security shields being blown away like balloons.

In other words, because we can’t seem to secure our existing blockchains, let’s just create another one that links them all together like some kind of crypto spaghetti. Because what could possibly go wrong with a project founded by an early Bitcoin developer who thinks he can ‘unite’ the two largest networks in cryptocurrency? It sounds like someone trying too hard to sound impressive at a high school reunion.

Source: cointelegraph

As recent crypto hacks expose security vulnerabilities in cross-chain bridges, the community is exploring alternative approaches to achieving interoperability. One project has introduced an innovative feature called “tunneling,” designed to link the two largest networks in the crypto space. Jeff Garzik, an early core Bitcoin developer, founded the Hemi Network, a blockchain protocol that aims to “unite” the Bitcoin and Ethereum blockchains through tunnels. According to Hemi, the project approaches […]

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