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Bitcoin Collateralized Loans Are Coming! Now You Can Borrow Against Your Worthless BTC Holdings and Watch Your Money Problems Multiply!

News 2 Doug Martinez September 1, 2024

A comic illustration depicting a person stuck in quicksand with their feet tied down by chains labeled 'Traditional Loans', while another figure stands nearby holding a rope marked 'Bitcoin Collateralized Loan' that is slowly pulling them out, surrounded by dollar signs and rising arrows indicating financial freedom.

The eternal optimism of the crypto bros never ceases to amuse me. Here we have Adam Reeds, CEO of Ledn, touting Bitcoin collateralized loans as a way to accelerate capital velocity and make money more liquid. Because what could possibly go wrong with allowing people to borrow against their worthless BTC holdings? It’s not like it’ll create another asset bubble or anything (sarcasm alert). According to Reeds, early adopters of Bitcoin don’t want to sell their coins because they’re too precious (read: overvalued), so he’s created a service that lets them use those same coins as collateral for loans. Because who needs cash flow when you can have more debt? And let’s not forget the cherry on top – these loans are supposedly .

Source: cointelegraph

Bitcoin collateralized loans can accelerate capital velocity: Ledn CEO
https://cointelegraph.com/news/bitcoin-collateralized-loans-can-accelerate-velocity-money
Long-term Bitcoin (BTC) holders often face roadblocks to using their wealth to secure financing. Adam Reeds, CEO and co-founder of Ledn — a company that offers Bitcoin lending services — recently sat down with Cointelegraph to share how Bitcoin collateralized loans can accelerate the velocity of money and capital. Reeds explained that many early adopters of Bitcoin don’t want to sell their BTC to access liquidity and often lack robust […]

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Doug’s foray into NFTs was a monumental disaster, losing his entire life savings on digital junk that turned out to be worthless. Fueled by a mix of rage and disbelief, Doug crafts scathing, darkly comedic articles about the NFT madness. His writing cuts through the hype with bitter clarity, exposing the folly of the NFT craze. When he's not raging about his losses, he’s probably still trying to comprehend why he fell for this ludicrous scam.

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