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BITCOIN BUBBLE GETS EVEN BIGGER: SBI VC Trade and Metaplanet Team Up for Advanced Solutions That Will Probably Just Get You Rekt

An illustration of a giant bitcoin balloon inflating to bursting point with flames and sparks erupting around it as two figures from SBI VC Trade and Metaplanet stand on either side, arms raised in celebration amidst swirling clouds of cryptocurrency coins.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water… yet another ‘strategic partnership’ between two Bitcoin enthusiasts who are apparently oblivious to the fact that their precious cryptocurrency is a Ponzi scheme waiting to happen.

Source: bitcoin.com

Metaplanet and SBI VC Trade have formed a strategic partnership to enhance bitcoin trading, storage, and management. This alliance aligns with Metaplanet’s “bitcoin first, bitcoin only” strategy, emphasizing BTC’s scarcity and decentralized nature. The partnership provides Metaplanet access to SBI VC Trade’s tax-efficient corporate custody services and the ability to use bitcoin as collateral, supporting their corporate bitcoin accumulation goals. Metaplanet Inc. and SBI VC Trade Co. Ltd. have announced […]

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