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Bitcoin Brood Loses Mind Again: Shocking Midday ETF Surge That Will Definitely End in Disaster

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The crypto bros are getting their hopes up again – spot Bitcoin ETFs saw a modest bump on Thursday as investors continued to throw money at the sinking ship that is cryptocurrency. The $32.14 million in fresh inflows into these 12 U.S.-based funds was hardly enough to cover the day’s losses, let alone make amends for past mistakes.

Source: bitcoin.com

Spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) posted mild gains on Thursday, following a week packed with significant capital inflows. The 12 U.S.-based spot bitcoin ETFs collectively pulled in $32.14 million in fresh inflows during Thursday’s trading according to sosovalue.xyz stats. Leading the way, Blackrock’s IBIT saw a substantial intake with $318.8 million in new funds, while Valkyrie’s BRRR followed with $1.89 million. However, not all ETFs had a positive day—five of […]

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