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BITCOIN BOOM! (Sort Of): Your Tax Dollars at Work Fueling the Great Crypto Bubble of 2023, Meanwhile Ether Goes Poof!

A comic-style illustration depicting a bitcoin bull riding high on a wave of moneybags and coins, while an ether bear sinks into quicksand with dollar signs disappearing from its grasp.

ETFs: Because Who Needs Actual Value When You Can Have Inflated Numbers?.

Source: bitcoin.com

According to the latest figures from sosovalue.xyz, spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) pulled in $4.56 million in inflows, while ether ETFs saw a hefty outflow of $79.21 million on Monday. Spot bitcoin ETFs had a positive day on Monday as three funds attracted inflows during the session. Fidelity’s FBTC took the lead, amassing $24.93 million, followed by Blackrock’s IBIT, which gained $11.54 million. The third in line was Grayscale’s Mini […]

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