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Bitcoin: Because Who Needs Stable Currency When You Can Have a Wild Ride on the Rollercoaster of Speculation and Desperation

BitcoinCrypto NewsEthereum 3 Barry Thompson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a rollercoaster with bitcoin symbols (BTC) and dollar signs ($), rising in value as it climbs, while at its peak, several ETF logos are shown falling off the tracks amidst chaos, representing speculation and desperation. The background is filled with swirling financial charts and graphs. A calm landscape below shows investors watching from afar, seemingly unphased by the turmoil above. In contrast to the rollercoaster's chaotic ascent, a steady line of people walking towards it represents stability and confidence in their investment choices.

What’s next for these Bitcoin ETFs? Will they continue to attract billions of dollars in inflows, or will it all come crashing down like a house of cards built by amateur hour crypto enthusiasts who think the value of money is based solely on its scarcity and not at all on any real-world use case. I mean let’s be honest here folks, Bitcoin has no inherent value other than what people are willing to pay for it, which in this case appears to be a lot considering these ETFs have collectively accumulated over 58 billion dollars worth of the stuff since January

Source: bitcoin.com

US Spot Bitcoin ETFs Attract $422 Million in Single-Day Inflows
https://news.bitcoin.com/us-spot-bitcoin-etfs-attract-422-million-in-single-day-inflows
U.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) attracted $422.67 million in inflows on Tuesday, marking the highest single-day inflow since June 5. Blackrock’s IBIT led the pack, pulling in $260 million and boosting the fund’s BTC holdings to 322,125.41 BTC, worth over $20 billion. The spot bitcoin ETFs experienced a notable inflow on Tuesday, amassing a total of $422.67 million. This addition brings the cumulative net inflow from all 11 ETFs, […]

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Barry Thompson

Barry’s crypto nightmare began when he bought Bitcoin at $3, thinking he’d stumbled upon the financial opportunity of a lifetime. He sold his stash at $100, only to watch in dismay as Bitcoin soared to absurd heights. Now, Barry channels his rage into scathing articles about the crypto circus, seething with resentment at the digital gold rush he barely missed. His motto: “I sold out at $100, but the joke’s on me because the real joke was believing in this absurd circus.”

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