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Bitcoin and Ether Funds Drain Your Wallet Like Crazy – Meet the Villain Behind the $192 Million Heist

BitcoinCrypto NewsEnforcement Directorate Linda Williams October 26, 2024

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The crypto circus has officially gone mainstream – and I couldn’t be more thrilled (or not). The latest numbers are out for US spot bitcoin ETFs, which have collectively sucked up a whopping $192 million from unsuspecting investors on Wednesday. Meanwhile, the nine ether funds joined in on the fun with some modest gains – because what’s a little less money lost when you can say ‘I was part of something’, right?.

Source: bitcoin.com

Bitcoin ETFs See Huge Turnaround—Find Out Which Fund Led the Charge
https://news.bitcoin.com/bitcoin-etfs-see-huge-turnaround-find-out-which-fund-led-the-charge
The 12 U.S. spot bitcoin exchange-traded funds (ETFs) enjoyed a $192.31 million boost on Wednesday, bouncing back from a rough Tuesday. Even the nine ether funds joined in the fun, seeing some modest gains during the day’s trading. On Oct. 23, 2024, U.S. spot bitcoin ETFs saw inflows of $192.31 million, a sharp contrast to the $79.09 million they lost the day before. Blackrock‘s IBIT took the spotlight, raking in […]

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Linda Williams

Linda’s venture into cryptocurrency ended in a gut-wrenching disaster when she lost her private keys due to a ridiculous mishap involving coffee and a particularly reckless cat. With her funds locked away forever, Linda now pours her frustration into writing biting critiques of crypto’s absurdities, dripping with sarcasm. Her tagline? “I lost my private keys and my sanity. Crypto promised freedom, but all it gave me was a lifetime of regret.”

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