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Bitcoin About to Skyrocket 1000% in One Wild Night – Experts Warn of Catastrophic Losses for All Except the Truly Enlightened

A  illustration depicting a stock market ticker displaying Bitcoin's price skyrocketing to $73,000 on an Election Day screen with American flags waving wildly and confetti exploding around it. In contrast, another section of the same screen shows a bleak landscape devoid of hope with Kamala Harris standing alone under a dark sky.

The election is coming and all you crypto bros are going to be like ‘I Told You So’… said no one ever.

Source: bitcoin.com

Standard Chartered forecasts bitcoin reaching $73,000 on Nov. 5, U.S. Election Day, with a potential year-end high of $125,000 if Republicans sweep Congress. Standard Chartered’s Global Head of Digital Assets Research, Geoff Kendrick, published a report last week outlining projected bitcoin price movements based on potential outcomes of the upcoming U.S. presidential election. The research provides detailed scenarios for how bitcoin could respond to different election results. “We use daily […]

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