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Binance’s Crypto Cash Cow in Nigeria Just Got a Whole Lot Weirder: Why This Guy Will Do Anything to Avoid Jail (Even if It Kills Him)

A frail figure of a man is seen being dragged away by prison guards while holding onto his stomach, with a faint image of an X-ray showing a herniated disc or spinal injury visible through his shirt. The background shows a Nigerian court room in chaos as people look on.

Binance’s got a new ‘friend’ down under: Nigerian courts – and they’re not exactly known for their crypto-savviness. It looks like even Binance can’t escape the long arm of the law, especially when it comes to dodgy dealings in Nigeria. Tigran Gambaryan, the embattled executive at the center of a high-profile case, has just been denied bail by a Nigerian court despite his obvious health concerns – because who needs medical treatment for herniated discs or spinal injuries when you’ve got prison cells?.

Source: cointelegraph

A Nigerian court rejected a bail application for Binance executive Tigran Gambaryan that cited health concerns, instructing the prison to refer him to a hospital for treatment. Judge Emeka Nwite of Nigeria’s Federal High Court in Abuja denied Gambaryan’s bail application on Oct. 11, according to a report by Bloomberg. Judge Nwite reportedly ruled that the Binance executive should remain in prison despite his worsening health, as such a condition […]

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