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Binance US: We Will Win This Lawsuit Because Our Lawyers Are Way Smarter Than Those Bureaucratic Squares at the SEC

Crypto NewsFeaturedRegulation/Negotiation 1 Kevin Nelson August 16, 2024

An illustration of a confident-looking lawyer standing on top of a pile of books, with scales of justice balanced above them. The SEC is represented by two bureaucratic figures in the background, looking down at their feet while holding briefcases. A large key unlocks one side of the balance scale as it tips towards the lawyer's favor. In the foreground, Binance US and Consensys Software logos are subtly integrated into a pattern on the floor tiles below. The scene is set against a backdrop of American flags waving in the wind.

Crypto bros, are you ready for some more regulatory battles? Binance US is at it again! They’re trying to spin this whole SEC lawsuit thing like they’re the heroes of cryptocurrency. “We remain confident in our position that the SEC’s case is unsupported by the facts or the law” – yeah, sure, and I’m a crypto millionaire (if you don’t count my losses

Source: bitcoin.com

Binance US Confident in Legal Battle Against SEC as Case Moves Forward
https://news.bitcoin.com/binance-us-confident-in-legal-battle-against-sec-as-case-moves-forward
Binance US responded to the court’s decision to allow the SEC lawsuit to proceed, expressing confidence in its position and criticizing the SEC’s regulatory approach. “We remain confident in our position that the SEC’s case is unsupported by the facts or the law, and that the Commission lacks the very authority it is seeking to wield in bringing its action against us,” Binance US stated. Binance US addressed the court […]

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Kevin’s foray into cryptocurrency trading was a full-scale disaster. His obsession with chasing trends and leveraging obscure assets led to a catastrophic loss of his entire life savings. Now, Kevin’s articles are a venomous mix of bitter humor and harsh reality checks, exposing the chaotic and treacherous world of crypto trading. His catchphrase: “I went from trading genius to broke fool in record time. Welcome to crypto—where the only thing guaranteed is your financial ruin.”

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